In the mirror where I see my only enemy. Your life’s cursed, well mine’s an obscenity.Tumblr (3.0; @ilikethebartender)http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly3sejAH6w1r1jy5do1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983484734http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983484734Tue, 21 May 2013 21:10:49 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp0bxj707Q1qcn71zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983318742http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983318742Tue, 21 May 2013 21:06:10 +0930<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-of-asgard.tumblr.com/post/50173639374/imagine-if-you-could-telepathically-make-people">assbutt-of-asgard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward</p> </blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983287709http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983287709Tue, 21 May 2013 21:05:16 +0930me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days<br /> me: are those brownieshttp://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983208713http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983208713Tue, 21 May 2013 21:03:00 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50d3bb0d49894df143617e5eec893d79/tumblr_mn2mu3uWTL1qha8lao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc2e041259942f08509ddf94142b17ef/tumblr_mn2mu3uWTL1qha8lao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c092cd262d815711bed9ecbc2a732fcd/tumblr_mn2mu3uWTL1qha8lao3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/51cd6bb716c5673e46f3d602b57fc0e6/tumblr_mn2mu3uWTL1qha8lao4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://kanyezus.tumblr.com/post/50983090379" class="tumblr_blog">kanyezus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>fav part</p></blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983203177http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983203177Tue, 21 May 2013 21:02:51 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a2f6bbbafd336e1ba057b69ed88f9ac9/tumblr_mn2loaVM0U1qhkvg5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rinnj.tumblr.com/post/50960421224/i-just-love-him-so-much-omg">rinnj</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just love him so much omg</p> </blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983169131http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983169131Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:56 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5padgTKKi1ruq53co1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983162961http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50983162961Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:46 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52daabbb4d31d385ced9fad54994162e/tumblr_mkylecaxLV1r471ufo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c313951113ac0f44a61af84350b6e851/tumblr_mkylecaxLV1r471ufo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980305513http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980305513Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:59 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/64d9ce9e3b32ad211e81d0b737e836d1/tumblr_mm90x79O3E1s6h7xko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980301218http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980301218Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:50 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65a2fcb09dcd1f9ec59eb7c0340747ca/tumblr_mn4fhtBWjv1qdx53qo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980297387http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980297387Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:42 +0930<p><a href="http://kanyezus.tumblr.com/post/50979710569" class="tumblr_blog">kanyezus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i actually respect kanye’s ego though, how do you think you’re gonna get anywhere in life if you don’t love yourself</p></blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980286304http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980286304Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:17 +0930<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://just-laff.tumblr.com/post/50953550097/egberts-if-i-ever-met-a-genie-i-wouldnt-wish">just-laff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/49744978523">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket</p> </blockquote> <p>you are one of the great thinkers of our time</p> </blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980282729http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980282729Tue, 21 May 2013 19:32:10 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ubzsNQdM1rpa6fco1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ubzsNQdM1rpa6fco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ubzsNQdM1rpa6fco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlemissmece.tumblr.com/post/50960770037/this-man-i-cant-even">littlemissmece</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this man i cant even</p> </blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980241797http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980241797Tue, 21 May 2013 19:31:00 +0930<p><a href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/50963567574" class="tumblr_blog">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superwhoavengelockandme.tumblr.com/post/50915070238/the-vashta-nerada-i-dont-understand-how-people">superwhoavengelockandme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-vashta-nerada.tumblr.com/post/50860397165">the-vashta-nerada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going</p> <p>like</p> <p>if i start a show i’m in it until the end</p> <p>in sickness and in health</p> <p>till death or discontinuation do us part</p> </blockquote> <p>man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from</p> <p>BUT</p> <p><strong>Glee</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>oh yeah fuck glee</p></blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980128925http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980128925Tue, 21 May 2013 19:27:02 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00aeae6b0f86173738f2fac372ee5e89/tumblr_mn47l0MUQg1ri6kjeo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/312868bf6dc3732f480c1d298205a34b/tumblr_mn47l0MUQg1ri6kjeo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980106896http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980106896Tue, 21 May 2013 19:26:13 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyeww4nFCc1qfy2kdo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyeww4nFCc1qfy2kdo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://takaska.tumblr.com/post/32109372601/mu5icliz">takaska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mu5icliz.tumblr.com/post/32009301639">mu5icliz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8v8xtg5hA1qcnzaso4_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f9amrRI81qmgw1m.gif" class="decoded" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9f9amrRI81qmgw1m.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980086981http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980086981Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:29 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcx5w5f6Z1qfj180o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcx5w5f6Z1qfj180o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980080702http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980080702Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:15 +0930<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zm3s9CfO1qhknk2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980075956http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980075956Tue, 21 May 2013 19:25:04 +0930<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b3591dfe0c8e74762196c2206f8b65f/tumblr_mn364ukQ9U1qjx95go1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1725a1981b9d16bf61af2a6bf128cef8/tumblr_mn364ukQ9U1qjx95go2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980065060http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50980065060Tue, 21 May 2013 19:24:41 +0930<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://little-miss-tiny.tumblr.com/post/40056720371/grrrlfever-hey-this-is-just-a-very-normal-and">little-miss-tiny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grrrlfever.tumblr.com/post/40014138167/hey-this-is-just-a-very-normal-and-serious-text">grrrlfever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>h</strong>ey this is just <strong>a</strong> <strong>ve</strong>ry normal and <strong>se</strong>rious te<strong>x</strong>t post <strong>with</strong> no hidden <strong>me</strong>aning whatsoever</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s good to k<strong>no</strong>w </p> </blockquote>http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50979967537http://ilikethebartender.tumblr.com/post/50979967537Tue, 21 May 2013 19:21:08 +0930