May 2013
assbutt-of-asgard:
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
kanyezus:
i actually respect kanye’s ego though, how do you think you’re gonna get anywhere in life if you don’t love yourself
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
little-miss-tiny:
grrrlfever:
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
that’s good to know
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
2am: well
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
dean-is-an-assbutt:
fwips:
sasstielspn:
fwips:
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
some of your teachers are probably having sex...
laugh-addict:
today i found out that this teacher at my school who is probably in about her late 40’s is pregnant…
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
kingmoran:
sherloin:
if i cant reach it from my bed its not worth getting
like my hopes and dreams
billfuckinghader:
“eat healthier”
“you should exercise more”
oncelut:
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
brella:
i love shipping because you are basically in love with two people being in love
sexcake:
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
