My beautiful dark twisted fantasy

In the mirror where I see my only enemy.
Your life’s cursed, well mine’s an obscenity.

iwillmindfuckyou:

there’s this old man that comes into my work every week and I swear to god he could talk about nutmeg for 700 hours straight

(via m3g4n-n0t-m3gh4n)

infinityc0re: x-enial: Somewhere on the Escarpment by WildWassa ~

infinityc0re:

x-enial:

Somewhere on the Escarpment by WildWassa

~

(via varania)

(Source: pinkridinghood, via chanel-smokes)

(via glitterfests)

odawn: promoting new followers til 30k

odawn:

promoting new followers til 30k

(Source: vxrsace, via fov-eaux)

fuckyeahhotactress: Kim Kardashian

fuckyeahhotactress:

Kim Kardashian

(via ilikedietcoke)

holdnoquarter: Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via s-smileee)

teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

(via s-smileee)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via s-smileee)

holf-waley: Black Skinhead SNL 2013

holf-waley:

Black Skinhead SNL 2013

(via kanyezus)

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

(via s-smileee)

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